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Anonymous Accuser Claims Bush Used Steroids to Enhance
Executive Abilities

By Joe Weiss
According to an anonymous, self-proclaimed "White House source,"President George Bush tested positive for steroid use when submitted to an unannounced…go to article

White House Announces
Two Christmases to Jolt
Consumer Spending

By Dan Fiorella
Washington D.C.- In an effort to improve the economy, the White House has announced plans to establish a second Christmas Day. “That’s right, America!” President Bush shouted, “Two Christmases every year!”
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New Technology SUV “Monolith”
Comes from General Motors

By Jacob M. Vos
Detroit - General Motors announced today the release of the new Monolith SUV. In
response to the rising cost of crude oil, the Monolith MT 1000 runs on used cats and dogs. go to article

Administration Assigns $6 Billion To Combat “Merciless” Weather
By Gregg Echols
Washington, DC President George W. Bush today announced a $6 billion plan to attack the "merciless" weather, claiming…
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Business
Walmart and Parents Elated With
Childrens’ Draft Incentive

Deibold Voting Machines are Hackable, Chief Resigns

National
Supreme Court Justice Nominee
Alito Supports Orphanicide

Probe into V.P. Dick Cheney’s Trip to New Orleans to Scare Out
Residents

IPO Issued on US—SSI, Medicare Combine with IRA's

International
Proposed International Code of Conduct for Torture
Pat Robertson Calls for Assasination of Just About Everyone

Washington
Bush Still Has Christian Support
Congressional Democrats Vote No Confidence in Themselves
Secret Memo on Osama Bin Laden from CIA

Politics
6-year-old Republican in The Footsteps of Karl Rove

Religion
God Distancing Himself From Bush In Uncertain Political Climate
Christmas Santas Need Help
Falwell Starts Christian Casino in Nevada

Technology
Time Traveler’s Corner
Consult Your T.V. Guide First

Obituaries
Common Sense Dies Unnoticed
Passings of Note

Entertainment
Al Queda Turns Down Fox
Network Host O’Reilly’s Offer

Paris Hilton for 2006 Congressional Seat Bid
CBS Pope Paul II Mini-Series

Dining & Wine
Food Stamps Go Up in Price and Nutrients
Family Recipes for the Welcome Guests

Science
Katrina Clean-up Complicated by Inexplicable Phenomenon


Pres. Bush Outlines Victory Plan At Naval Academy Speech
By Winter Prosapio
President Bush today claimed to be on track for complete victory in Iraq. "Not only will we find a hidden cache of weapons of mass destruction, but we'll find Osama in a bordello, and I'll be elected president of Iraq.
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San Rafael, CA: J. Martin Knutsen is one of the best writers we've found on the internet. It's time you found out more about this talented guy and his web site. go to article

Arts
Jean Schmidt cast in House of Representatives’ Christmas Grinch Play
Mapplethorpe Shoots Top Bush Apparatchiks

Travel
Vacation on Kauai—Nothing to Hide Nonprofit to Open Homes to Police

Education
New Program: IDIOTS Takes
Intelligent Design into Schools

Just Testing

Fashion & Style
Bad Grades Lead to Street
Walking For Oklahoma Teen

Cell Phones for the Olfactory Cells

Real Estate
• Austrian Makes Billions in Real Estate
Virtual Homes Selling Out in San Francisco

Home & Garden
The Bluffs in Orange County Slightly Opens Arms to New Republicans
Good Samaritan Corporation's Frosty Help to Homeless

Books
Harry Potter Going Out of Print

Movies
Pentagon Propagandist Rendon Teams with Disney on Film

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Cards

Yule and Tide
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Judge Finds Flaws And Intelligence in
Intelligent Design

MOVIES
Pixar’s “The Donner Party” Sizzles, and Moore Takes on Santa



The Baby Patriots

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Twenty Journalists Prevented by Corporate Media

Code Pink
Call on Iraq

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